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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?

Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

A lady calls Santa for repairing her door bell.

Santa doesn`t turns up for 4 days.

Lady calls again,

Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days,

I press the bell but no one comes out.

Santa: What is the difference between`complete and finish`?

Banta: When you marry the right person you are complete and when you marry the wrong one you are finished!

One day Santa's girlfriend asks him,

"darling, on our engagement will you give me a ring?"

Santa:Ya sure, Give me your telephone number.

There's a strain of virus deadlier than H1N1.

It afflicts most married men causing speech impairment,

stress, high B.P and fits of rage.

There's no cure in sight and it stays with the victim forever.

It's called B1W1(Wife).

Try is a small word that makes a lot of difference.

If we try,

we only risk failure.

But if we don't even try we ensure it.

When flood comes, fish eat ants & when flood recedes, ants eat fish. Only time matters. Just hold on, God gives opportunity to everyone!

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