एक दिन बंता और उसकी पत्नी होटल में खाना खा रहे थे! और सामने संता बैठा हुआ था!
बंता की पत्नी ने बंता को मुर्गी की टांग उठा कर दी!
यह देख कर संता एक दम से बोल पड़ा: अगर मेरी शादी हुई होती तो मेरी भी पत्नी मुझे टांगें उठा उठा कर देती!
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Often when we lose all hope & think this is the end,
God smiles from above and says,
`relax dear its just a bend.
Not the end.
Have Faith and have a successful life.
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It`s not important to hold all the good cards in life.
But it`s important how well you play with the cards which you hold.
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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
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A lady calls Santa for repairing her door bell.
Santa doesn`t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again,
Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.
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Day 1: grandma wears a thin dress grandpa ignored.
Day 2: grandma wears bikini grandpa shocked.
Day 3: grandma came naked.
Grandpa: Darling at least iron your dress.
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`Search a beautiful heart,
but don't search a beautiful face'.
because beautiful things are not always good,
but good things are always beautiful.
