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The air we breathe keeps us alive.

But if one day the air in this world becomes too limited for us,

don`t worry because I will hold my breath even for a million years just to see you alive.

God could not take care of the whole world so he gave mothers to each family.

Mothers needed caretakers to do her work,

so she gave sisters to the family.

Happy Rakshabandhan!

Always start your day with a lot of S E X.

S-mile, E-nergy, X-citement.

So make SEX a daily habit,

and you`ll always be SMILING!

A man was telling his neighbor,

`I just bought a new hearing aid.

It cost me twenty one thousand rupees,

but its state of the art. It`s perfect.'

`Really?`asked answered the neighbor.

`What kind is it?` `Twelve thirty.`

A great thinker once said:

"A man with his tool in a woman`s mouth can also be a DENTIST."

A beggar meets another beggar.

A software engineer meets another software engineer.

Both of them ask the same question to each other: " So, which platform are you working on?"

Santa: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Banta: simple! I get up early.

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