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A man was charged with Necrophilia (having sex with a dead woman).

The judge said; I havn�t seen such disgusting case in 20 years.

Can you give me one good reason why you did it?
Man: I can give 3 reasons.It� non of ur business,

she was my wife and I didn�t know she was dead as she always acted like that.

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Wife: My hubby & I have, what he calls-olympic sex .
Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life?
Wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 Years.

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Recommended dosage of viagra:
New Girlfriend: No Need
Old Girlfriend: 1/2 Tablet
Mistress: 1 Tablet
Wife: 2 tabs+whisky+Porn Movie+Will Power

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Men who don�t understand women at all,

by & large,

fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.

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A boy on Date With Gal in BMW.

Jaan ! Maine tumse ek baat chupaai hai ki I'm already married.
Girl: Oh GOD! Tumne To dara he dia, main Samjhi ye Car tumhari nahi.

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A man is the head of the family and the wife is the neck.

The neck turns the head exactly the way it wants.

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Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either ur money or life... The wives want both!