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Often when we lose all hope & think this is the end,

God smiles from above and says,

`relax dear its just a bend.

Not the end.

Have Faith and have a successful life.

It`s not important to hold all the good cards in life.

But it`s important how well you play with the cards which you hold.

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?

Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

A lady calls Santa for repairing her door bell.

Santa doesn`t turns up for 4 days.

Lady calls again,

Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days,

I press the bell but no one comes out.

Day 1: grandma wears a thin dress grandpa ignored.

Day 2: grandma wears bikini grandpa shocked.

Day 3: grandma came naked.

Grandpa: Darling at least iron your dress.

`Search a beautiful heart,

but don't search a beautiful face'.

because beautiful things are not always good,

but good things are always beautiful.

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