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A man was charged with Necrophilia (having sex with a dead woman).

The judge said; I havn�t seen such disgusting case in 20 years.

Can you give me one good reason why you did it?
Man: I can give 3 reasons.It� non of ur business,

she was my wife and I didn�t know she was dead as she always acted like that.